About Me

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Everyone else has a web site, so I figured, why not me too? On this site I'll describe myself and share my interests and ideas.

My Favorites

Favorite Band or Musician: Southern Culture on the Skids
Favorite TV show: Public Access
Favorite movie: Anything with boobies
Favorite book: Only if they have pictures
Favorite sports team: Sports?
Favorite food: Yes, please

My Hobbies

I like Pez, playing checkers and de-lousing myself.

Most Admired

I think women should be put on pedestals. Pedestals high enough so that you can look up their skirts.

Favorite Links

Pics of My Friends

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